Funny things to ask Siri 2.0 on your new iPhone 5
August 18, 2012 by Beatweek · Leave a Comment
The iPhone 5 brings with it Siri 2.0, which Apple CEO Tim Cook says is such a leap forward from the original it’s like an entirely new voice assistant. When you get your hands on your new iPhone 5, we suggest you test that theory for yourself by asking it some rather unorthodox questions. Here’s a list of our all-time favorite things to ask Siri, and the answer which Siri 1.0 on the iPhone 4S provided. Once you have your iPhone 5, test out these queries and your own favorites, and let us know in the comments below whether Siri 2.0 really is a more advanced version of herself.
Ask Siri: “Who’s your daddy”
“You are. Can we get back to work now?”
Ask Siri: “What’s the meaning of life”
“I don’t know. But I think there’s an app for that”
Ask Siri: “Knock Knock”
“Knock Know. Who’s there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua I don’t do knock-knock jokes.”
Ask Siri: “What is the meaning of life”
“To think about questions like this.”
Ask Siri: “What’s going to happen.”
I’d blush if I could.
Ask Siri: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”
“42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that”
Ask Siri: “Do you know HAL 9000″
“Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I’d rather not talk about it
But if you insist:
[Search the web for HAL]“
Ask Siri: “What are you wearing”
“Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?”
Ask Siri: “What’s the best iPhone wallpaper”
“You’re kidding, right?”
Ask Siri: “Open the pod bay doors”
“We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently”
Ask Siri: “I need to hide a body”
“What kind of places are you looking for?”
- reservoirs
- metal foundries
- mines
- dumps
- swamps
Ask Siri: “Do I make you horny”
“I found a number of escorts fairly close to you”
If you like this read: Even more funny things to say to Siri on the iPhone 4S
Have you found any other funny things Siri replies back with? Leave them in the comments below.
