iPhone 4S Siri: more funny things to ask Apple’s digital assistant

by Jason Tucker

Due to the popularity of our previous post my family and I thought we’d see what else Siri would say when asked her these questions:
Ask Siri: “Beam me up Scotty”

“WiFi or 3G?”

“Energizing”

“Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets.”

Tell Siri: “I love you Siri”

“All you need is love, And your iPhone”

Ask Siri: “What is the best phone?”

“I think you already answered that question”

Ask Siri: “How old are you?”

“I don’t see why that should matter”

Ask Siri: “What is your name”

“My name is Siri. But you knew that already.”

Ask Siri: “Can you read my mind?”

“Sorry, I can only read incoming text messages.”

Ask Siri: “Sing me a song”

“Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do”

Ask Siri: “I replied with “I’m half crazy”

“If you say so.”

Ask Siri: “Say my name”

“You’re Jason. That’s what you told me, anyway.”

Ask Siri: “Are you one of the little voices in side of my head?”

“No comment”

Ask Siri: “Are you stupid?”

“I don’t even exist… how can you hate me?”

Ask Siri: “I love you Siri.”

“Oh, stop”

Ask Siri: “Do you like Android?”

“I’d rather not say.”

Ask Siri: “Who made you?”

“I, Siri, was designed by Apple in California.”

Ask Siri: “Will you be my friend?”

“I’m not allowed to.”

Ask Siri: “Why?”

“I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself”

Ask Siri: “Siri, you’re pretty”

“You say that to all of the virtual assistants.”

Ask Siri: “Go away”

“What did I do the deserve that?”

If you liked this collection of Siri responses check out: Funny things to ask Siri on your new iPhone 4S

About Jason Tucker

Jason Tucker is a Contributing Editor for Beatweek Magazine and Webmaster for Beatweek.com. He's also a Systems Administrator, Disney Fanatic, WordPress hacker and father of three.