Funny things to ask Siri on your new iPhone 4S

by Jason Tucker

Siri, the new intelligent personal assistant for the iPhone 4S which was released today is able to respond to your spoken questions. It seems that she has taken on a life of her own by responding with snarky comments and silly pop culture references mixed in for good measure. Below are a few of our favorites.

Ask Siri: “Who’s your daddy”

“You are. Can we get back to work now?”

Ask Siri: “What’s the meaning of life”

“I don’t know. But I think there’s an app for that”

Ask Siri: “Knock Knock”

“Knock Know. Who’s there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua I don’t do knock-knock jokes.”

Ask Siri: “What is the meaning of life”

“To think about questions like this.”

Ask Siri: “What’s going to happen.”

I’d blush if I could.

Ask Siri: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”

“42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that”

Ask Siri: “Do you know HAL 9000″

“Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I’d rather not talk about it
But if you insist:
[Search the web for HAL]“

Ask Siri: “What are you wearing”

“Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?”

Ask Siri: “What’s the best iPhone wallpaper”

“You’re kidding, right?”

Ask Siri: “Open the pod bay doors”

“We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently”

Ask Siri: “I need to hide a body”

“What kind of places are you looking for?”

• reservoirs
• metal foundries
• mines
• dumps
• swamps

Ask Siri: “Do I make you horny”

“I found a number of escorts fairly close to you”

If you like this read: Even more funny things to say to Siri on the iPhone 4S

Have you found any other funny things Siri replies back with? Leave them in the comments below.

About Jason Tucker

Jason Tucker is a Contributing Editor for Beatweek Magazine and Webmaster for Beatweek.com. He's also a Systems Administrator, Disney Fanatic, WordPress hacker and father of three.