What did Crystal Bowersox boyfriend’s T-shirt really say tonight?

Readers have kept asking, so we frame by framed it on the DVR, and now we have an answer as to what that overly long message said on the front of the T-shirt being worn by the boyfriend of Crystal Bowersox, whom she name-checked at the end of her performance tonight on American Idol. It turns out his shirt says about what you’d have expected it to say:

“Did you know that America prefers Crystal Bowersox for their Idol one BAJILLION times more than other constants”

If you’ve ever taken a photograph of you television set while it’s turned on, then you’ll understand why the above photo is so, shall we say, grainy. But you asked us to get to the bottom of what the shirt said, since it was only on screen for too brief a moment to digest all those words – and now you have your answer.

Update, May 27th, 2010: probably doesn’t matter now, as the two have broken up.